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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Christmas Eve pajamas, and these funny Christmas quotes all make for a jolly good time this holiday season. We know holiday cards can be a bit stale, that\u2019s why you should consider writing these funny Christmas quotes in your upcoming season’s greetings. From family dynamics, gift giving, and traditional celebrations, no topic is off limits when it comes to scoring a Christmas chuckle from your family and friends. And with the help of Postable, any joke will land paired with one of our high-quality and engaging Christmas cards<\/a> you can choose from. So, check out and chuckle at the funny Christmas quotes and cards we picked out for you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Here are 25 funny Christmas quotes to inspire you this year:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. \u201cKeep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.\u201d \u2014 Bridger Winegar<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    With this quote, you can share some humor and wisdom with your friends. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    1.  \u201dA Christmas miracle is when your family doesn\u2019t get into a single argument all day.\u201d \u2014 Melanie White<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      Miracles do happen! And they happen on Christmas, so let\u2019s cross our fingers that this one comes true and your Christmas cards<\/a> arrive in the mail. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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      1. \u201cYou know you\u2019re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.\u201d \u2014 Robert Paul<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

        Ain\u2019t that the truth! Undoubtedly, everyone loves a self-deprecating joke. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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        1. \u201cChristmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.” \u2014 Charles M. Schulz<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

          Traditions and family heirlooms are all a part of celebrating the happiest season of all. Check out this card<\/a> to pair with this quote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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          1. \u201cHandmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.\u201d \u2014 Douglas Coupland<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            Just kidding, who has free time at Christmas? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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            1. \u201cHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.\u201d \u2014 George Burns<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

              Bring your family together in Christmas spirit through laughter. Postable helps the distance feel closer when you\u2019re apart from your family with high-quality Christmas cards. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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              1. \u201cThere are a lot of things money can\u2019t buy. Not one of them is on my son\u2019s list.\u201d \u2014 Milton Berle<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                Any parent on your mailing list will relate and laugh at this quote. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                1.  “Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.” \u2014 Melanie White<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                  They say, \u2018It\u2019s the thought that counts,\u2019 and it does. Prove it by sending your friends and family a Postable Christmas card<\/a> that will make them laugh out loud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                  1. \u201cI\u2019ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.\u201d \u2014 Maya Angelou<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                    Not only eloquent yet humorous, but this quote is an excellent example to represent your feelings about everyone’s Christmas character. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                    1. \u201cSanta\u2019s reindeer get around so fast because they have athlete’s feet. \u2014 Kids Sure Are Funny<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                      This one is for the kids! We always laugh at Rudolph\u2019s nose but what\u2019s going on with his hooves\u2026 Luckily, Postable sends out your Christmas cards<\/a> just as fast as Santa\u2019s reindeer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                      1. “This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it\u2019s better than all the other ones.\u201d \u2014 Guy Endore Kaiser<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                        Bring everyone together with a little reminder that Christmas is the best season of all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                        1. \u201cMore than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.\u201d \u2014 Linda Sunshine<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                          This one is for your sister because we all know it\u2019s true. We\u2019ve got a great card<\/a> for you to send this funny Christmas quote to her!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                          1. \u201cChristmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.\u201d \u2014 Larry Wilde<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                            Good thing you\u2019ve got plenty of friends to send out Christmas cards to this year. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                            1. \u201cMy husband\u2019s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.\u201d \u2014 Melanie White<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                              Don\u2019t be a Scrooge this season \u2013 send out Postable Christmas cards<\/a> worthy of making any Scrooge smile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                              1. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” \u2014 Larry Wilde<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                Keep the magic and whimsy going by reminding everyone of their inner child\u2019s spirit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                1. \u201cSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.\u201d \u2014 Victor Borge<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                  Additionally, send out cards for every holiday with Postable! Send some holiday cheer this season with a funny card.<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                  1.  \u201cDon\u2019t get your tinsel in a tangle.\u201d \u2014 Unknown<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                    When you send out your Christmas cards with Postable, nobody\u2019s tinsel gets in a tangle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                    1. \u201cNothing says holidays like a cheese log.\u201d \u2014 Ellen DeGeneres<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                      There\u2019s nothing “cheesy” about sending out a Christmas card with this quote. Check out our funny Christmas cards like this one<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                      1. \u201cMail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.\u201d \u2014 Johnny Carson<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                        And mail your Christmas cards with Postable for a seamless and easy holiday card experience. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                        1. \u201cYou have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.\u201d \u2014 Buddy, \u201cElf\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                          Use this quote straight-forward or sarcastically, both will inspire a Christmas chuckle from whoever reads it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                          1. \u201cMerry Christmas, you filthy animal.\u201d \u2014 Kevin McCallister, \u201cHome Alone 2\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                            Classic and funny, you can\u2019t go wrong with one of the most quotable Christmas quotes ever. Send out a matching card<\/a> to finish the punchline. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                            1. \u201cThat\u2019s the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.\u201d \u2014 Jerry Seinfeld<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                              Who better to quote in a Christmas card than a Jewish comedian?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                              1.  \u201cThere\u2019s something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.\u201d \u2014 Kristen Wiig <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                                Everyone can relate to this funny quote, because what ugly Christmas sweater isn\u2019t funny? Share the Christmas cheer by letting Postable address, print, and mail out your holiday cards.<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                                1. \u201cIt\u2019s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.\u201d \u2014 Craig Ferguson<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                                  That, and a few Christmas cards in your mailbox. Set the example this winter by sending out your own Postable cards. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                                                  1. \u201cAren\u2019t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.\u201d \u2014 Bart Simpson, \u201cThe Simpsons\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

                                                    Remind the world of the true meaning of Christmas with Bart Simpson\u2019s wise words and a hilarious Postable greeting card.<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

                                                    Most importantly, at Postable, you set up the joke, and we help you deliver the punchline. Once you\u2019ve decided on a beautifully illustrated Postable Christmas card, write one of these funny Christmas quotes inside, and we take care of the rest. Soon, your message of Christmas cheer will spread and everyone will light up like a Christmas tree when they receive your card. Begin writing your message by signing up for an account here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                                                    Lastly, if you’re interested in a more sincere message to write in your cards, check out our list of short Christmas quotes<\/a> to use this season. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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